WTH is up with Mitch McConnell?

Is he ok...we hope so...or is he Rigor Tortoise...Regardless, we need to know where a sitting (or laying) US Senator is, and how's his health.

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SPEAKER_01 0:00

Turtle alive, or do we have Rigor Tortoise in the US Congress? What, Caleb? Did you just did you just come up with thank you? No, I absolutely stole that from the internet. Rigor Tortoise was not mine. I wish I could take credit for it. It would be fantastic. I'll give you credit. It was good. That's good. Yeah. Yeah. So the big question is as we have the crew here for bonus content, what's the deal with Mitch McConnell? Good old cocaine Mitch. Is he alive or is it Memorex?

SPEAKER_03 0:28

Well, everybody's saying he's brain dead, but my opinion, he's been brain dead for the past 10 years. But, you know, and then I saw reports this morning that some, I can't remember, the congressman said he had a 45-minute conversation with them.

SPEAKER_01 0:44

It wasn't a congressman. It was, it was, it was allegedly Scott Jennings who posted that he had a 45-minute phone conversation. Scott Jennings is the conservative who goes on CNN and continually just embarrasses the entire room every time he's on because he actually talks logic and talks reason to their emotional that they do 24-7. But I don't know that I believe that.

SPEAKER_03 1:10

I mean Well, he said he had a 45-minute conversation with Scott, the one doing all the talking, and there was no response on the other end. That's a 45-minute conversation if you do all the talking. Could be. Yeah, but he's got to wait for Mitch to Mitch has to be dead. Or not necessarily dead, but vacate. Vacate his seat, and the governor can appoint his successor. That way they can have a vote, because that's the whole point is he's there to represent Kentucky.

SPEAKER_01 2:28

And look, several lawmakers on social media have come out and said that they're they have been told that McConnell has passed.

SPEAKER_03 2:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:36

Right? And look, I feel bad for his family. We we certainly don't wish death upon anyone. We don't. But McConnell was one of those votes that was in the way, potentially, of the Save America Act.

SPEAKER_03 2:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:46

And that's the problem.

SPEAKER_02 2:48

Well, and that that that brings the question like, is this all really just some political ploy? Or do they really just not care about the American people? Ring the bell. Caleb caught up with the rest of us. The logical fact is it's all a political ploy. So why, why, why drag this on? Why embarrass yourself? Why embarrass the American people further?

SPEAKER_00 3:10

But I mean, Mitch McConnell being there or not being there isn't what's holding up the vote. Well, John Thune.

SPEAKER_01 3:19

Well, and word is that he got one point, he got a lot of money, millions of dollars from some immigrant organizations. Imagine that. I know that that's that's the rumor. I don't disagree, but my point is you even if Thune were to bring it up, you still need McConnell's vote, right? Because if he brings it and you don't get McConnell's vote, and you don't get all the other votes you need, but we have more than one vote majority in the Senate.

SPEAKER_00 3:44

Uh but do we really? All right, we got What's Your Face from Maine? You got Murkowski and What's Your Face from Alaska? Yeah. Which one's I don't know which one's Alaska.

SPEAKER_01 3:54

Murkowski's Alaska. Collins is Maine. But look, the Collins one might get rectified because the Democrats finally got a set. This is the best part. The Nazi tattoo wasn't an issue. Oh no, we can excuse that. The the calling out women. The calling out veterans and saying this guy deserves to die, that's not an issue. The first six or seven women, the New York Times running cover for them, finally they realized, oh, wait, this guy can't win. Now we need to throw him under the bus. They weren't gonna throw him under the bus until they couldn't win.

SPEAKER_03 4:36

See, the other six or seven women never claimed rape. That rape is the first one, and that's what did it.

SPEAKER_00 4:44

At the end of the day. And she gave pretty explicit details.

SPEAKER_01 4:48

At the end of the day, and look, the conversation, because you've got people saying, look, the Republicans have nothing to talk about here because they've done this, they've done that, and you've got people, you know what? Right is right, wrong is wrong. If there are Republican candidates who have done this, that's fine. But here's the problem. You are the same people who the minute you got an accusation against any Republican candidate, said that person needs to go. They cannot be here. We call upon the Republicans to denounce them, but they won't denounce this guy over all this other stuff until he can't win. It tells you the power-hungry nature of who and what they are.

SPEAKER_03 5:33

Yeah, it's I mean, the whole thing is a power game. That's I mean, that's pure and simple. They don't care who they run as long as they can win. And it is on both sides, to be fair.

SPEAKER_01 5:44

Yes. Oh yeah. But at the end of the day, we have always said it's why we say on this show, if there's an accusation, investigate. Innocent until proven guilty. But if you're gonna put a guy out there that is going to be the Republicans' best commercial to not vote Democrat, thank you very much. Please keep showing us who you are because you're not an American. You're a socialist who needs to find a socialist country to go live there and let Americans be America, which is the biggest problem. The reason they anybody know why they won't move? Anyone figure that one out? Well, because these other places are horrible. It's not just that. It's because America is standing in the way of the globe going that way. They have to convert this country. If they don't convert this country, we are the one barrier.

SPEAKER_03 6:38

We're we're pretty much the sole standout. We are. I mean, because it look at look at the actors and that that keep saying, oh, if Trump gets elected, we're leaving. Well, I gotta give Ellen and Rosie or O'Donnell credit. They actually did what they said.

SPEAKER_01 6:53

Now, Rosie, didn't Rosie try to come back?

SPEAKER_03 6:56

No, they didn't try. There's no try. I thought they tried, and both were told no. No, both of them came back. Oh, you know, England, England. Ellen went to England, Rosie went to Ireland, and they were so happy that, you know, because Trump's not there to ruin their life. Well, guess what? They found out that shit don't work over there. They came back home. Now they're coming back to supposedly, you know, because they got, you know, Rosie's supposed to be doing Kimmel show, and Ellen just, you know, got tired of I don't know what. Uh, but you know, it's just eating children. Yeah, maybe.

SPEAKER_02 7:31

Uh she is probably the strangest famous Cajun that I have ever heard of.

SPEAKER_03 7:36

So well, she's not Cajun. She's from New Orleans. Look, I met her Cajun.

SPEAKER_01 7:40

I met her once before she was famous.

SPEAKER_02 7:42

Really?

SPEAKER_01 7:43

I was very young. She used to frequent Jimmy's right off of Carolton. Yep. Yeah, yeah. She she has her haircut like a man. So she would play Jimmy's, which was a music club right off of Carolton. She was at the bar, had an interaction with her. Not a nice human being. The one time I got to meet her. Uh-and that's all I have to say. The internet says that. Yeah. Well, look, and you can believe it because it's on the internet. You can believe it because I said it. But that's, and look, this is also an interaction from dear God, 1989, 90? I mean, it was a while. It was a while ago.

SPEAKER_03 8:18

But it it goes back to these people that don't like it here. You don't have to move far. You can go north, you can go south. Both of those countries are socialist countries. You got your pick, cold or hot. Either way.

SPEAKER_02 8:32

I've been to many another country, and I'll tell you what, like, America is top fucking notch. The the freedoms we have, the ability we have, the ability to tell our government that you suck.

SPEAKER_01 8:46

It's unique in the world. Yeah, it is. You can you can post stuff on the internet and not go to jail. Go do that in England, and they will be knocking on your door within 24 hours, more than likely. I mean, that's just the nature of where we are today.

SPEAKER_02 8:59

We take for granted the freedoms that we have because we have, and look, we're we're not as free of a country as you think you are. Uh or we should be. Yeah. I wish we were as free as we think we were. Uh, but these other countries that exist do not have the same ability that we do.

SPEAKER_03 9:16

And they don't have air conditioning and free and free drink refills at restaurants and ranch. Full of food, including the glorious ranch dressing.

SPEAKER_01 9:28

By the bucket load. Yes. Yep. Weren't there actually Europeans trying to smuggle ranch back? They were just bringing back five gallons.

SPEAKER_03 9:42

In their carry-on bag because it exceeds the three and a half ounce. To put the ranch in their check bags. How many people were keistering ranch?

SPEAKER_00 9:52

Millions.

SPEAKER_01 9:53

Notice, notice the first place Caleb went was full-on ladies, man.

SPEAKER_03 9:57

In the butt. Well, I mean, look, that's that's your carry-on, right? But the thing is, obviously, Hidden Valley needs to build a factory in Europe or something.

SPEAKER_01 10:07

Or maybe, maybe they were counting, maybe they were counting on people finding their own Hidden Valley to get it back to Europe. No.

SPEAKER_03 10:14

No, I think what it is is well played. Well played. Most of the European countries don't allow the additives that we have in our food over there.

SPEAKER_01 10:23

But here's the deal they don't need the additives here. No, no. Food here didn't start with the additives. No. They just put the additives in because it was cheaper and they could get away with it. Yes. Right? That's unfortunately red number 40. Dear God, yes. This has been bonus content implicit bias radio. We hope you fucking enjoyed it.